Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 02, 2021

Hi

Dogs rule, cats drool (or perhaps mewl).

Garfield would resent that remark, Snoopy

But which species was once worshiped as gods, Snoopy?

Dogs are superior to cats because they come when you call-this opposed to cats who have answering machines.;-D

I’ve never seen the need to like one and dislike the other, I love both dogs and cats. And giraffes, if it comes down to it.

Is there a possibility you may be just a wee bit biased, Snoopy? :D

Says the demented dog who is afraid of ‘bunny-wunnies’ and the cat next door.

Here’s a good explination of why dogs are better than cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZAj6jzHKs

Now go show that to the cat next door and ask his opinion about it!

Garfield should do something similar like “Why cats are superior to dogs”.

An assertion made without proof. Publish it enough on social media and it becomes the truth.

Cats are superior to dogs in only two ways. First, dogs are much noisier. Second, cats can be left alone for longer periods of time, which they seem to prefer anyway.

Snoopy looks down on anyone who isn’t a dog.

Now, that’s funny… chortle

I’m more of a dog than cat person, but I love both. Each is awesome in its own way. So are horses.

Funny you say that Snoopy, when you’re a dog with the personality of a cat.

My cat can beat up my dog.

Not so good if you get paid by the word, Snoopy…

Predation by domestic cats is the number-one direct, human-caused threat to birds in the United States and Canada. In the United States alone, outdoor cats kill approximately 2.4 billion birds every year. Although this number may seem unbelievable, it represents the combined impact of tens of millions of outdoor cats. www.abcbirds.org

Garfield would like a word with you

OH NO SNOOPY!!!!!! not another debate! the world can not handle it – the straw that broke the camel’s back! doom, doom, doom I say! the cat people will not rest until the doghouse is burned down and the dog catcher (notice the first three letters of the word before the parenthesis) rules the world!!!!!!

Dogs have owners and cats have servants.

Hard to refute a solid, logic-anchored explanation like that.

Dogs love you more than themselves. THAT is why dogs are superior.

I have one of each. My dog is loud pushy and rather obnoxious at times(but I love her). My cat is independent, quiet, adorable and sweet at time and I love her. neither is superior in my book

“For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.” H.L. Mencken

I’m bi-petual.

“It was a dark and [SLASH!]y night…”

Dogs are smarter than cats because cats can’t be trained to pull a sled. Cats are smarter than dogs because cats can’t be trained to pull a sled.

I have three responses to these comic strips…..nothing to a smile, chuckle, laugh out loud. This was the latter.

owner comes homeDogs: the master’s homeCats: you’re late, slave

No Snoopy isn’t biased.

Cats aren’t documented as killing their owners or eating their corpses after they died of exposure (Lassie find help!). And yet dogs are angels and cats are always plotting to kill according to the internet.

A work of microfiction by Snoopy.

This comic strip needs to be fact checked