Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2002
March 15, 2002
March 17, 2002
Transcript:
"Where's your cap o' immortality?" "I took it off. I realized that if I live forever, and you don't, I'll be lonely." "Really?" "Well, that, and the fact that I can't entertain with a dead pig on the sofa."
ArtCreator over 12 years ago
Eat it then! Bacon is all the rage now.
squiglyman about 9 years ago
That is just messed up
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
We know what he means. ;)
bpauley182 about 7 years ago
That’s actually kinda sweet of him…
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Panel 2: awwww…Panel 3: it’s much easier if you entertain with him on your plate. BLTs taste darn good.
PBS1! about 5 years ago
Who does he need to entertain?
_buddy 8 days ago
Speaking from experience, it isn’t a good idea to entertain with a dead pig on your sofa. At least turn it into bacon before it spoils!