Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2002
March 17, 2002
March 19, 2002
Transcript:
"I had a job interview today, but I don't think I got the job." "Why not?" "I think I asked a stupid question." "They say there are no stupid questions." "Now then...How strict is your policy against employee theft?"
Shoot! I told a potential employer who asked what I’d do if I caught someone stealing & asked me not to tell that I’d turn them in. Needless to say I didn’t get the job. So it doesn’t pay to be honest about not liking thieves as much as actually being a thief.
squiglyman about 9 years ago
what?
ToneeRhianRose over 8 years ago
Shoot! I told a potential employer who asked what I’d do if I caught someone stealing & asked me not to tell that I’d turn them in. Needless to say I didn’t get the job. So it doesn’t pay to be honest about not liking thieves as much as actually being a thief.
MikkiMoneitta over 7 years ago
Intending to steal from the company and asking the potential employer is just plain gullibility . . . You blew that one, Rat!! Lol!
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Let’s say a rather handsome rat snuck into the cashier on night… remember, this is all hypothetical.
Rachel_E over 4 years ago
Aww look at that cute itty bitty tie! XD
boardgamenerd2026 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
no stupid questions…
76noos 5 months ago
Unless you are discussing law.