Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 29, 2002
Transcript:
"I want a job where I can make good money but still contribute to society." "How about being an attorney?" "HEE HEE HOO!!! HEE HEE HAW!!! HEE HEE HOO!! YUK YUK YUK!!" "HEE HEE!! SNOOORT! HEE HOO!! SNOOORT!!!" "No, seriously, I was thinking maybe a mobster or something like that..." "They do have an honor code."
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 13 years ago
Pastis’ first time poking fun at his old career.
mbreed184 about 12 years ago
I bet it felt awesome!
WolfJava over 11 years ago
Ah yes, that must have felt good for him. I am soooo going to do the same to my job once i become a Cartoonist.
bpauley182 about 7 years ago
I just noticed Pig’s belly button. It’s adorable!
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
How about a congressman? Just kidding.
_buddy 1 day ago
For any of you who don’t know, Stephan is a former lawyer. Weirdest career change ever. In high school, I had a Spanish teacher who used to be a dental hygienist.