Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2002

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    Gun guy  over 12 years ago

    Of course, that whole theory is based on the assumption that someone has successfully breeded an army of typing, immortal primates. More importantly, it is also based on the assumption that you feed them as well…

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    Doctor Coconuts  almost 12 years ago

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    Clearstream  about 8 years ago

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    learninglair1  over 6 years ago

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    Luckyducky  over 4 years ago
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    daHunter3  almost 4 years ago

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    ILoveMyDucks  over 3 years ago

    “It was the best of days, it was the blurst of days?! Stupid monkey!” -Montgomery Burns

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    76noos  3 months ago

    Very astute, Pig!

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    76noos  3 months ago

    This is contradictory, given that since infinity never ends, the monkeys will never type the complete works of Shakespeare.(I know it’s just a strip, guys.)

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    alantain  10 days ago

    You also need monkeys who can type rather than violently disassembling the typewriters.

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