Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2002
December 25, 2002
December 27, 2002
Transcript:
"Look at these elephants...When one is attacked, the whole herd defends him...What do zebras do?" "We flee in all directions, elated that the doomed zebra will satisfy the lions' hunger for days." "On a kinder note, we discourage open cheering."
3691tomasmarvelcomicsfanatic over 6 years ago
Ahoy, hoy?
robert423elliott almost 3 years ago
If the zebras stuck together and kicked like donkeys, they could win. After all, zebras are nothing but donkeys in striped pajamas, anyways!
76noos 3 months ago
This isn’t as bad as Gray kangaroos throwing their babies at predators.