Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2003

Transcript:

"Continuing Education." "Tonight: World War II." "For my report on World War Two tonight, I brought along a visual aid." "It's a luffa...I got it from my shower." "You may say, 'What's a luffa have to do with World War II?'...Well, let me tell you..." "The luffa was the Germans' primary means of attacking other nations...The dreaded luffa was--" "Uh...Pig?" "Yes, Professor Conley?" "The Germans attacked with the Luftwaffe, which was their air force...They didn't attack anyone with luffas." "Back scrub, anyone?"