Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2003

Transcript:

"Hey, here's one of the commercials I did for the H.M.O. I started." "...At Healthrat, we believe your health is important...but only if that health is seriously, seriously jeopardized..." "Remember, at Healthrat, 'there's no use crying if ya' ain't close to dying.'" "Catchy, huh?"