Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2004

Transcript:

"Everytimer I lie down to go to sleep, I'm overwhelmed by worries." "It's as if there are these worry molecules in my toes just waiting for mew to go horizontal, so they can be freed of gravity's weight and drift effortlessly toward my defenseless brain." "Wow I didn't know that's what was happening." "I said as if, I didn't mean it literally." "Oh..." "Geez, dude, are you totally oblivious to the difference between literal and figurative speech?" "No no no, of course not... I'm just making conversation." "You sure?' "Yep yep yep." "Good." "Good." ZZZZZ