Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 12, 2005

Transcript:

"Listen, pal... I know the crocs next door are trying to eat you, but there's nothing we policemen can do about it." "What? That's crazy... If it were a human they were trying to eat, you'd have them destroyed." "Yep... That's the food chain for you." "But that's ridiculous... Imagine that you're me and you're about to be eaten by some predator and hurled into the great beyond... What would you do?" "I'd come back as a human."