Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2005

Transcript:

"Hey!... What's that thing?" "It's a ooija board... spirits from the afterlife guides your hands over a series of letters and thereby communicate important messages to you from the great beyond... Wait! ... I think it's moving1" "...P-I-G...I-S...A...B-I-G...F-A-T... M-O-R-O-N... P-L-E-A-S-E... P-U-N-C-H... H-I-M... I-N... T-H-E... H-E-A-D..." "... Somehow I imagined the afterlife to be a more... peaceful... place." "D-U-U-U-D-E...Y-O-U...H-A-V-E...L-I-K-E...T-O-T-A-L-L-Y...P-L-E-A-S-E-D... T-H-E-...G-O-D-S..."