Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 24, 2005

Transcript:

"Hey!...It's Jimmy and Joannie yo-yo...How you guys doin'?" "Not now, pig. Jim and I are splitting up...I'm tired of being married to this yo-yo." "Oh, yeah...like you're a real prize...you know, I'd love a divorce...I don't need you...throw me down on the floor, pig...I don't have to be with a woman who doesn't want me..." "Take a good look, Joan...'cause you'll never see this yo-yo again." "Well well well...looks who's back." "This is awkward."