Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2005

Transcript:

"Hey there, neighbor Jim...why the long face?" "I want to quit my stupid job, but I can't...I have a wife, two kids and debt up to my ears." "Have you thought about dressing up as a grapefruit and proclaiming 'Jim the Grapefruit' Day?" "I'd be like 'Yaaaay, Jim the Grapefruit! Yaaaaaaaay! Yaaaaaaay!'" "You'd make a very depressing grapefruit."