Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 10, 2005
December 09, 2005
December 11, 2005
Transcript:
"I wish I could meet more women, but I never know what to say." "Try giving them a unique compliment." "Like what?" "I don't know...just pick something about them that most guys don't normally compliment. Women love that." "...You have nice nostrils."
ArtCreator over 12 years ago
You could have said something about her eyes, eyelashes, stuff like that.
cfrosenlof over 11 years ago
Wow, your ears are so… ear shaped!
NI17EG about 11 years ago
Your hair is the perfect shade of orange that most closely resembles carrots. I just thought you should know.
Clearstream about 8 years ago
Woah, your eyes are really round. And I bet your skin would feel really nice if I were to wear it.
Marathon Zack about 8 years ago
You look like you would go really well with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
Say they have a nice mustache, Pig.
Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago
I like how your nose would break if you tried to drink your wine.