Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 18, 2005

Transcript:

"What are you writing, Rat?" "It's a self-help book. It's called, 'How to Win Friends and Bamboozle Idiots." "...Can I buy one?" "Ohh...I'm afraid not...the success of the book is dependent on their being idiots, and if we're going to bamboozle you , we surely can't tell you our secrets, now, can we?" "Oh, gee...I'm sorry...I didn't even think of that." "It's okay, good buddy...we all have our roles in life..." "...Maybe...you know...if you get the time, you might write a book for guys like me...we can use help, too, you know." "...Hmmm...okay...you got it, pal..." "...'How to Get Bamboozled Like the Idiot I Am.'" "And Look! He even put me on the cover!"