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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2006
January 12, 2006
January 14, 2006
Transcript:
"Who are you supposed to be?" "I am John McEnrat...It is my homage to the greatest tennis player in the history of the sport...John McEnroe." "Since when did you start liking tennis?" "Tennis?? Who cares about tennis???...This man was a PIONEER in the science of yelling at idiots." "If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna sit quietly over there and do my best Pete Sampras..." "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!" "I'm sorry, but I seem to have spittle in my soup again."
KatP Premium Member almost 12 years ago
LMAO @ Pig’s line.
LeoDaSavage almost 7 years ago
Some of McEnroe’s rants are quite explicit. One time he said [Deleted by comment editor.]
Little Doge over 4 years ago
Rat’s got 70 percent of the game down.
YEEEEEEEET over 4 years ago
You spelled 100 wrong