Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2006

Transcript:

"Listen, Farina, if we're gonna date again, we've gotta decide if it's gonna be... You know... Exclusive..." "No, Rat... I just got divorced. I'm not ready for that." "Oh, great... So you wanna see other people?" "Listen, Rat... It's a big turn-off for me when you start to get over-possessive." "Overpossessive? Overpossessive?? That's the word girls use right before they date other guys! You listen to me, Farina... Farina? Farina?..." "...You know, it's not every guy I let in my bubble, Dilbean." "Dilbert."