Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 05, 2006

Transcript:

Joe's ROASTERY "Hi...What do you want?" "I'd like a really large coffee, so...uh...Give me the 'tall'." "That's the small." "'Tall' is small?" "Tall is small." "So what's 'grande'?" "'Grande' means 'large'." "Then give me a 'grande'." "But here it means 'medium'." "What the?! Dude, all I want is a large coffee!" "Then order a 'venti'." "So 'venti' means 'large'?!" "No, 'venti' means 'twenty', as in, 'I just spent twenty minutes trying to understand a @#$% menu.'" "AAAUUGHHH!" "I think I'm really starting to enjoy this job."