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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2006
December 10, 2006
December 12, 2006
Transcript:
"Don't you hate it when you're on a highway with one lane and the slow driver in front of you won't pull over, no matter <i>how</i> many cars are lined up behind him?" "I do." "Well, I think I've found a practical solution... it's called 'The Open Highway Facilitator.'" "How's it work?" "You pretty much just pull the trigger." "Do <I>not</i> sell him weapons." "He <i>said</i> he'd be responsible."
swine before pearls almost 13 years ago
what the…. why is guard duck yellow?
explorser almost 12 years ago
huh, yellow guard duck vs white guard duck… I’m trying not to think of the discriminatory remarks that could surface…
MemphisBelle over 5 years ago
Li’l Guard duck shoulda known better.
Goat from PBS almost 4 years ago
Guard Duck, have you SEEN what he has done to me with various sports equipment like croquet mallets, badminton racquets, baseball bats, and hockey sticks? He is the LAST person you want to sell weapons.