Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2006

Transcript:

"Sir, religious zealots have taken over the streets... it's a mob scene... people with funny head coverings... the chanting of fundamentalist dogma... call retreat, sir... the great holy war is upon us." "<i>'Away in a manger no crib for a bed... the little lord Jesus laid down his sweet head...'</i>" "Lemme guess. They put a fatwa on the duck."