Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2007

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"What's the matter with you, Patty?" "Oh, Myrna, you can't tell anyone. It's so humiliating." "I won't. I swear. What is it?" "I caught Junior dating a zebra." "You what?!?" "She's the niece of that zebra next door... but I've locked him in his room and taken away his cell phone and computer, so at least they'll have no way to communicate." :(