Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2008
January 05, 2008
January 07, 2008
Transcript:
"Oooookay, zeeba neighba... Now you had it. Dis is all-powerful, all-loving Box God. We pray to heem. He hate you." "Is that so?" "Yes! Me juss ask and he kill you face! So geev up now!" "I don't believe in your box god." "Whuuuh? Is you STOOpid? Now you so dead, it not even funny!.. Oh, let us pray...." "Ohhh, all-powerful Box God... ARISE and show you is all-powerful Box God of revengeness by chanting you War Song O' FURIOUS death." "I love you... You love me... We a happy fam-i-ly" "Dat wasn't right song, Bob." "Me get dem confused."
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
“this all-powerful-all-loving box god…he hate you”.All-loving my scapula.
KZ71 almost 11 years ago
That’s not how it works Danman… he doesn’t want to send us to hell, it’s a choice we make whenever we sin. He wants to save us but he won’t do it to people who don’t want to have anything to do with him. It’s only logical.
comicsnerd74 almost 10 years ago
I can see why this got a lot of comments.It’s a @#$%!^* Barney The Dinosaur crossover!
squiglyman about 9 years ago
lol barney
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
I don’t know… Barney’s pretty scary
anzu over 3 years ago
Barney!