Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2008
December 04, 2008
December 06, 2008
Transcript:
Bob says, "Hey, you stupid l'il guard duck. You're looking a little thin." guard duck says, "Yes. I'm o a hunger strike, Bob. It's yet another show of my commitment to a peace-loving non-violen tmeans of getting you to kindly be a better neighbor." Bob says, "Yeah, well, I won't be doing that, Mr. Gandhi, but I might start eating my big, tasty kahuna burgers right here in front of your sady, little duck face." guard duck says, "And then I blew up his house as non-violently as possible."
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
YAAAAAAAAY good for you, Li’l Guard Duck!
Soroxas over 12 years ago
YAY, Guard Duck has been white for nearly a week, I think he’s white forever now
zianrocks2468 almost 12 years ago
HOORAY!!!! GUARD DUCK IS BACK!!! Now ‘’non-violently’’ kill the Crocs
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
YAY!! guard duck is back!!!!!
dudewithtude over 10 years ago
kahuna burgers?
squiglyman almost 9 years ago
i would’ve beaten that guy up in the 2nd panel
Ernest Lemmingway almost 8 years ago
Listen to Guard Duck once in a while, Pig. If *@(#^%@! like Neighbor Bob don’t respond to courteous requests, it’s time to break out the RPGs.
nuclear_Kittens over 7 years ago
he had it coming
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
#%^* that, neighbor bob.
LOAFY almost 4 years ago
The guy had it coming
Kid Covid over 3 years ago
Deserved!
robert423elliott almost 2 years ago
Little Guard Duck lasted way longer than I expected him to!