Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2009

Transcript:

The adventure of angry bob Angry Bob was angry. Type Type Type "I will go to children's soccer game," said Bob, "Childhood sports make people happy." Type type type type So Angry Bob went to a game. He stood on the sidelines. He stood with the parents of a team called "The Strikers" Type Type Type The Strikers were losing. The parents were angry. they yelled. One swore. Type type type type So Angry Bob stood in front of them. type type "Rejoice," he said, raising his arms in celebration, "for the goal of childhood sports is not victory, but rather, the incalculation of values such as teamwork, fair play and the struggle to do one's best." type type type type A Gatorade bottle struck Bob in the head. Type type type Falling, Bob saw a horde of angry soccer moms descend upon his fragile bean." Type type "You Strikers," he said with his last breath, "are aptly names." type type Rat says, "Hell hath no fury like a losing soccer mom."