Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2009

Transcript:

Pig says, "Hey, Rat, it's me, Pig?Where are you?" Rat says, "I'm at the hilton downtown?The Society of Angry Misanthropes is holding its annual 'People Haters' convention." Pig says, "What's that?" Rat says. "It's the largest gathering of people who hate associating with other people anywhere in America." Pig says, "Oh, yeah? How's it going?" Rat says, "Great. no one's left their hotel room." Pig says, "That's an odd organization."