Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 21, 2009

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Blah blah blah blah blah bladdity blah blah blah blah blah Rat says, "Why do people leave such long messages?" Rat says, "I don't want to hear your thoughts on the world?Just say your name and phone number." Rat says, "Heck, I don't even want your phone number, because if I don't know it, I probably don't know you, and I don't want to talk to you." Rat says, "And if I do know you, I still don't want to talk to you." Ka-thunk Rat says, "Technology made simple."