Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 28, 2009
June 27, 2009
June 29, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hey Rat, whatcha doing?" Rat says, "Conducting a s?ance. Just hold hands, close your eyes and think of someone famous who died tragically. Then we can conjure up their spirit." Pig says, "Nuts. I can't think of anyone." Rat says, "Dude. Please. Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Jim Morrison...it's not that hard." Pig says, "But I don't know any of them." Rat says, "Fine, dude. Then just think of someone famous you do know that died tragically. C'mon, man, this is our chance to meet anyone." Rat says, "How 'bout someone other than Humpty Dumpty?" Pig says, "Oh, but he had such a great fall." Humpty Dumpty says, "I blame the King's horses."
qwazwaz almost 13 years ago
pastis has wanted to bring humpty 4 a wile
Bye Bye Jeffy almost 4 years ago
according to google, humpty dumpty wasn’t actually an egg, he was a cannon
robertiris about 3 years ago
I wonder if that date was a Wednesday.
Bubble about 3 years ago
I blame the kings men.
totallynotamoose about 3 years ago
they should ask him why he thought it was a good idea to sit precariously on a wall that was probably very high when he is probably one of the most delicate living beings on earth