Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "How'd you like to make the kind of money that Jim Davis, multi-millionaire creator of 'Garfield,' makes?" Stephan says, "I'd love to. He's super-successful. What do you have in mind?" Rat says, "Steal his identity." Stephan says, "Please go away." Rat says, "You said you wanted to make the money he makes." Pig says, "And it would be the exact same money!"
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
pig has a point….
singkong2012 over 10 years ago
why did Pastis’s cig stop smoking
Ranchan over 7 years ago
It would have been funnier if Rat said “Offer to stop writing this strip if people will pay you he same money as him.”
NoneOfTheAbove about 6 years ago
Well, that’s all Professor Rat’s Quick Cash 101
Caedmon The Great about 4 years ago
Garfield produced millions of dollars?
Boxo croco says happy derby almost 3 years ago
Identity theft is not a joke, jim
Cheese&Tea over 2 years ago
Not the worst idea rat has come up with