Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 05, 2010

Transcript:

Rat says, "Yo, cartoon boy? we got issues." Stephan says, "What now?" Rat says, "I'm tired of telling quality jokes and not getting enough accolades for them." Stephen says, "Oh, yeah? And what do you propose?" Rat says, "Let me show you. Set me up with a 'Peals' line." Stephan says, "Okay. Fine... if you could have a conversation with one person, living or dead, who would it be?" Rat says, "The living one." Rat says, "Woohoohooooo" SPRING Stephan says, "You are not doing the Lambeau leap after every joke." Rat says, "What are you- a vikings fan?"