Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: I dated the cutest girl last night. She was smart, interesting, sweet, everything, but then I told a joke. Goat: And what, she didn't like it? Rat: She did. Girl: HAHA SNooooort cackle cackle hoooo hawn cough cough Rat: Bad laughs; the great deal-breaker.
theLazyCartoonist almost 13 years ago
Hilarious! HAHA SNORT CACKLECACKLEHOOHAWWCOUGH COUGH gufFAWWWeeeeHOOHOO SNOOOOORTCACKLE CACKLE GUFFaaaawww….!!!
doc white almost 13 years ago
So is that face.
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
Cute???????Rat needs glasses.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Only one thing to do in such a situation: Hand her a packet of beef jerky, and slip away while she’s tearing it open with her teeth.
trspence almost 13 years ago
Hey, I actually have to side with the Rat on this one. Met a girl several years ago that was drop dead gorgeous, but her laugh was like a dying horse. Freaky…
Arianne almost 13 years ago
♩♫ When things strike me as funnyI can’t hide it insideAnd squeak – as the squeakelers doI’ve got to let go with a ho-ho-ho…And a ha-ha-ha…too!We love to laughLoud and long and clear…♩♫
tat0010 almost 13 years ago
snort
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
chortle snicker
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“Tee hee”…. she giggles delicately, of course….
Seinfeld did an episode where he dated a woman with a horrible laugh.
And anybody remember Chrissie (Suzanne Somers) on Three’s company, and her annoying snort?
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Rat was justified this time. Even Satan occasionally does a good deed….
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
True, a laugh reveals a lot—sometimes too much—about a person.
jpost almost 13 years ago
So, looks like Hillary is stepping out on Bill!
wicky almost 13 years ago
Been there, done that, they are cute till they open their mouths
Half Caper Farm almost 13 years ago
Wow, this is a first! I actually sympathize with Rat. . .
ljdjbd almost 13 years ago
Mr. Pastis, you’re too suave to rip off “Friends” or Seinfeld or “Three’s Company,” aren’t you? Glad you quit smoking. The crocs are sounding more and more barrio Latino.
kathleenashbaugh almost 13 years ago
At last! She doesn’t look like me, but that’s my laugh!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
she also has a bad habit of going out on dates with rats
Bryan Smith Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Goat appears surprisingly empahetic with Rat rather than exasperated per normal.
TheSpanishInquisition almost 13 years ago
Hyeeheeehaahooptttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk
Alms4Thorby almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of those Sienfeld break-ups. She had “man-hands” or she was a “close talker”.
roja22 almost 13 years ago
@SusanSunshine
Hey! I snort! But I prefer to believe that my snort is as delicate and infectious as your “tee-hee.” = )
bmonk almost 13 years ago
So, what does Rat’s laugh sound like?
(I’m assuming that he really doesn’t care. . . .)
alan valdes almost 13 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahmwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahcoughhahahahahahahahahahahahaha snortsnort lolololololololololo BANG
Gokie5 almost 13 years ago
One day I was eating lunch at a restaurant and was sitting near a tableful of office workers who were apparently celebrating someone’s birthday. One fellow, whenever anything happened that he thought was funny, would say, “Hyonh. Hyonh. Hyonh. Hyonh. Hyonh.” Always five “hyonhs,” not loud or emotional, just calm and matter of fact. If I’d been single, don’t think I would have wanted to go out with someone who laughed like that.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Only intelligent women laugh at my jokes…
Number Three almost 13 years ago
That would of been pretty disturbing if she has food in her mouth.
LOL, Ewwwww!
xxx
tegm almost 13 years ago
Because cute girls have no one better to date than mice, to the point that mice can complain about them.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Riot.Rat deserves such a woman. She obviously has issues or wouldn’t be dating a rodent!
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
“Pastis can’t draw cute girls. Even the ones he intends to be cute end up hideous.”
He could learn a thing or two from Frank Cho.
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
Anyone seen the Monty Python sketch about the joke that was used as a weapon to fight the Germans? Whoever heard it immediately died laughing. Consequently, translating it from English to German was very tricky.
vickersbickerbonker almost 13 years ago
I usually like the strip Stephan, but I think you can do better than ripping off family guy.
http://comicbeat.com/videos/Cartoon_Videos/Family_Guy_Hot_Girl_With_A_Bad_Laugh
codedaddy almost 13 years ago
I recall a place in Philly called the Rathskeller years ago, but never saw the denizens dating humans.
ogk1997 almost 13 years ago
hahahahahahaha that was really funny
Mike H almost 13 years ago
any girl that laughs like a horse must have the horse teeth.
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
She’s a major contaminator and needs to cover her mouth when she laughs.
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
And we can’t forget Kitty from “That ’70s Show”, with her occasional snorts followed by the (really) high-pitched laughs..Personally, I thought they were funny. Other people? Probably not so much.
pbarnrob almost 13 years ago
And can we ever forget Sybil Shepherd’s snort-laugh?
jkhandy almost 13 years ago
I would think Rats incontinence issue would be a bigger deal breaker.