Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 22, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Goat, in an effort to improve the readership of your blog, I've been studying the Google analytics for it. Goat: What are those? Rat: A comprehensive series of stats about page views, unique visitors and how viewers find your blog. Anyways, from all that, I think I've ascertained the problem. You're boring. I sense you dispute the data.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Nah, rat, your nose just makes a nice spindle…
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
This one again? As great as Pearls is, it gets a bit dull to hear the same joke repeated so many times. Although the use of Rat’s nose in the lat panel is nice and original, though a mild punishment for such a high insult.
mailinutile2 almost 13 years ago
Goat’s blog needs a few banjo casualities in it to become interesting!
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Spindle this, Rat! What does Google Analytics tell you about that?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I always did think all Rat’s appendages looked a bit spindly.
And his nose is what’s boring. Look — it bored right through those papers.
wdaveonline almost 13 years ago
Greetings from the Web Analytics Association! Expect a few page views here, as I circulate the link to our Yahoo forum of 7000+ global analytics professionals. —WDave, WAForum Moderator
Zippy007 almost 13 years ago
For you have spent enough time in the past doing what pagans choose to do—living in debauchery, lust, drunkenness, orgies, carousing and detestable idolatry. They think it strange that you do not plunge with them into the same flood of dissipation, and they heap abuse on you. 1 Peter 4:3-4
Kydex29 almost 13 years ago
Impressive vocabulary, Rat. I didn’t think you had that much actual intelligence – thought you were just a stuffed shirt.
OhioBetty almost 13 years ago
I work for a web company and have recommended to my boss that we simply send all of our clients this, instead of wasting time actually looking at their sites and coming up with the same conclusion all over again.
DQcartoonist almost 13 years ago
Excellent observation KillacowninWA.
nancyroy2 almost 13 years ago
too bad Google Analytics doesn’t really tell you that! I guess that could be deciphered in the lack of returning visitors.
dukeallen almost 13 years ago
Goat will become a cartoonist soon.
battycomic Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ya think, Rat?
Keno21 almost 13 years ago
How boring.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Rat is REALLY working his ticket.
Poor Goat.
xxx
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
So when I think I’m boring a hole in a piece of wood, nothing’s really happening?
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Bulletin bored!
Zebrails almost 13 years ago
…sigh…. YAWN…. …………………………………………………………………………………sigh…
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
Rat’s a born reporter. He has a nose for the news.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Just shoot the messenger!