Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2012

With friends like Rat, who needs enemies?

Perhaps the Crocs would like to meet Rat, Goat could arrange it.

Not all blogs are for self aborbed dimwits with low attention spans like Rat.

A beige wall? I should have thought it would take at least an institutional green wall to distract Rat from Goat’s soporific blog….

Hillbillyman… I’ve borrowed the word “soporific” so many times I finally bought my own…I assure you it wasn’t more than $1.75.

Acesover… I left you an answer about Pig and Guard Duck, probably too late yesterday, just in case you still want to see it…. Hmmmmactually I suppose I left it there even if you don’t want to see it….even if nobody ever wants to see it….it’s there.sigh..

That’s a very funny, witty, and creative comment, as good a laff as the strip itself. Nice one!

If a croc ate rat, he’d be spitting for a week!

that may be a letdown to some :)

Rat starts with the attention span of a 2 year old at Disneyland and accelerates from there.

Generating original blog content is difficult. Making it interesting is even more so.Let me help you with your next post, Goat.“Five Ways Fried Rat Extends Your Lifespan.”

Rat has a point. I’ve met people who are about as interesting as a beige wall.

A wall that’s been painted beige. Referring to something or someone as “beige” is an insult implying that the person or thing is boring, since beige is a dull, neutral color that doesn’t have the same emotional impact that the brighter, bolder colors do. In other words, Rat is saying that Goat’s blog is so boring that Rat would rather look at a beige-colored wall than read Goat’s blog.

Thanks again for making my day…“touche, mon frere,” indeed.

Rude Rat!

LOL LOL. Funny strip.

xxx

The problem is that goat is smart so he smartens people up

Rat’s gonna give vermin a bad name.

Beige: the choice of committees everywhere.

Can’t hold that laugh-snort back…

I wonder what Goat blogs about. Must be something dull like… politics….

o snap…