Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2013

Poor Pig, he’s one of the ones that the tabloids love dearly.

Aliens probed me, I’m not dead (yet).

47% of conservatives believe the President was born in Kenya…..And crazier yet, almost all of them think they can win in a general election….They are so cute at that age……!

Sing along with Sherlock: “I saw Elvis in a UFO, sittin’ there with Howard Hughes…”

Hey, the aliens still have his brain you know.

I want to see if anyone gets this.

He is dead alright; he is in ‘Liberal’ hell waiting on the Oboma supporters.

Pig needs help, a lot of it.

Steph mentioned that fact in Pearls Freaks the #*%# Out

Why so few indeed, Pig?

There can be no compelling retort to Pig’s faith in Elvis. It’s touching that he still cares…. I grew up in the Age of Elvis, more or less, and my comment is this: Fats Domino lives and rocks!

elvis is alive. he was pumping gas in new mexico back in 90s. retired at retirement community with his new wife, heidi.

Alien probing only makes you WISH you were dead.

Aliens??long live Elvis…

What made me laugh are my grandsons (one and 6 months) will have no clue who Elvis is

12% think he’s fluffy, not fat.

Surrealism at it’s best: The shops across the street from Graceland. Even if you don’t like Elvis and are in Memphis a stop in the parking lot (during daylight) will amuse and confuse. Some of the aliens do come back.

Read the Sookie Stackhouse novels for the real scoop on Elvis – he’s now a brain-damaged vampire known as Bubba

he had a sex change , and is living right here in town, quite a bit older and fatter.

Is that 11% thing really true? I know Stephan mentioned it in a previous strip. If it is true…well then that’s just sad…

Elvis is dead, Sinatra is dead, and me I feel also not so good.

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Actually, I saw Elvis perform just a few years ago. We are talking about Mr. Costello right?

Elvis plays shortstop for the Texas Rangers.

Everyone else fell off the edge?

They serve great beer! I love going to the meetings.

Au contrair – Elvis sacks quarterbacks in Denver !!!

I guess this means at least one member of every jury is in the group Goat describes.

Keep reading, Goat…

LOL xxx

elvis b-day is jan 8

Elvis drove a race car in Canada in 2002 & 2003. He’s apparently been involved in quite a few things.

25% think evolution isn’t a fact. All of them republicans, I’m sure.

1) What REALLY bothers me is that Paris thinks Pig is a person!2) I’m looking forward to meeting the perpetrator of “PB4S” in Brooklyn tomorrow!

Earth to Pig… ELVIS IS DEAD! Sorry to be so harsh.

You win the award for the longest post I’ve ever scrolled through, refusing to read it because I have a life.

Way to stick up pig

He died when he was only forty-two, but considering his diet it makes sense. He once ate nothing but fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches for NINE WEEKS.

*Seven weeks. My bad. But still.

Reminds me of the “Zombie Elvis Found!” newspaper in GTA 3

I heard he just went home. -MiB