Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2013

I’d like to hear the fellow’s hummingbird song.

Would? He should retire.

How about a long begone song?

Is that a young Barry Manilow? That would explain a lot.

Does he wear a cygnet ring?:(Wonder if anyone will get that)

justin bieber should retire.

Not many people can sing a cow song. I guess he’s pretty mooosical.

Sherlock…. “Quizzing” people shows that you underestimate your audience.

My answer?: None a’ yer beeswax.

cows with guns. (Dana Lyons)

The guy looks like a gal.

What Pig says, he means. What This Guy sings, he shouldn’t.

At least he’s not singing about Magna Carta Holy Grails

He should do a duet with The Sound of Silence guy….

Maybe he could sing Pig a swine song.

If Rat were there, that guy would have been permanently retired.

I don’t get how everyone bypassed the obvious; the name of his song is Swanee Ribber.

I’ve heard his Cow Song rendition; it’s mooooving…“Oh, the Bovinity!”

It was actually his cygneture tune…

Wow. This guy’s lyrics are amazing. This song has so many interpretations. So full of different meanings. I wonder how long it took him to write this song.

I wish I knew want the music sounded like.If this song had a catchy beat I would like it more. Some sungs with unispired lyrics are favorites. “You an’t nothing but a Hound Dog.”“Old Man River”

I wish I knew want the music sounded like.If this song had a catchy beat I would like it more. Some sungs with unispired lyrics are favorites. “You an’t nothing but a Hound Dog.”“Old Man River”

I don’t want itYou can have itIt’s too deep for me.Apologies to Polkas

Everyone says I should be on the stage. The next stage out of town.

I just wonder if we’re going to get another Sunday Pun-day strip tomorrow. Stephan usually follows up a Saturday pun with one of his drawn-out groaners on Sunday that I can usually see coming from a couple of light-years away.

Sums up todays “talent” quite well, I’d say. Glorified karaoke singing is all it is.

He was just winging it on those swan songs…

And that, readers, is today’s joke.

Speaking of animal songs, this one is really funny:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3oSyr8mHY4

Well, I swan! I’m too cowed to go on!

Umm… No thanks.

LOL LOL xxx

Looks like the REO Speedwagon guy

Oh look, it’s Heywood Banks… :-P

If you don’t know the words,just hum along.

he should sing solo, so low we can’t here him.he should sing tenner, ten or twelve miles away.he should go on radio, so we can turn him off.he has a voice for mime.did i miss any

Next he’ll sing eight bars on soap, and finish off with a really dirty song—on mud.

Next, the giraffe song. Sung by one.

When showing off his level of sheer singing talent he stops at nothing.

Forgive me, I didn’t read all the posts. I bet his sheep song would be just as baaa-d. Thank ewe.

Any theater would be lucky to get him to please their audiences.

Guy you girl with a beer belly and a flat chest?

Shouldn’t there be a panel at the end with Rat threatening Stephan?

I am cow hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you, And I taste great on the barbecue…Arrogant Worms…and possibly better than Cows with Guns.

Maybe next he’ll sing with The Cowsills? They make great moo-sic, especially their song, “The Lonely Bull.”

do you mean cognate ring?

btw, who else loves “swan song” by dua lipa?

Per the last panel, won’t that song require………More Cowbells??