Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2014

Guess what, Libby — he drew your face, and wrote your words. What does that say about you?

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Libby: Oh, and you gotta dirty mouth, Mr. Pastis.Stephan: Go home. Now.

Libby: “And that’s why you’ll never win awards. Can I have a Reuben sandwich now?”

Sorry, but Libby has a point. And she didn’t mention it—probably didn’t want to seem too critical, but the strip needs more crocs.

In the appropriate dialect, of course, that would be “Meesta Pastes streep need more croks!”

Hey, Cartoon-Boy! Get outta the strip! You’re corrupting the characters! Let Rat take care of that!

Sorry, Miss Libby, but we understand your concerns about that Cartoon-Boy character version of Stephan. It’s his evil side expressing itself. Maybe you can find help siding with Pig and Li’l Guard Duck and Mr. Snuffles….

There seem to be a lot of swearing kids here in PBS, i mean, seriously, how old is she, 9?

Libby needs some Octagon Laundry Soap…but NOT for her clothes!!

Stephan is his own worst critic.

With that hair, she looks like a young “Alice” from Dilbert. That would explain the swearing.

does she kiss her mother with that mouth?

hey DOSQueen.hes wwwwAAAAAAAAAAAAAyyyyyyyyyy worse than u think.

Did she follow him into the neighborhood bar? Or is he just feeling self-conscious about the “stick figure” legs thing?

pleeeeeeeez no more libby tomorow!!!!!!!!!

Ina world that is not perfect, Stephan, in my book, you is.

Where are the Comic Censors. Libby got away with one…….watch out Stephan there may be a Comic Censor drone over head….mind the blast radius.

love it.

Stephan Pastis ~ The Charlie Brown of cartooning!

Libby and Rat need to keep in mind that their lives depend on this man!

More Crocs … More Crocs … More Crocs …

“Little Orphan Libby”?Yep, JPuzz, I was gonna say. That’s her, all right! I read her as a child, and when I grew up, I realized that the strip was up there with Mallard Fillmore.

Erase her, Stephan! You can, you know!

And also “Go away now, Rat”

xxx

♫♪♪ oh you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too..♪♪♫

Libby, you were told to stop hanging out with the hack cartoonist. Neither Danny Donkey nor Dickey Cockroach have sold that well for Rat because nobody wants to pay for the hacks work.

Hey Libby, how many nationally syndicated strips do you have?

None?

Thought so, PUNK! >:-P

Libertarian, Liberal, Libyan strike force to raid the Benghazi embassy… whatever you’ve got, really. Don’t limit yourself to a single interpretation. Life’s too short to spend it in a box.

Nothing quite as bad as being @#*# by a Second Grader…

Thank you for the appreciative comments, everyone!

Sell the kid to wandering gypsies, go buy a pizza and a 12-pack, enjoy life!!!!

What the audience sees in a work of art is not up to the artist. According to the rule of inverse appreciation, the extent to which an artist is remembered diminishes as an inverse square of the extent of their fame. The more famous you are, the less well you are known.

The really irritating part is that you can’t retaliate against her without getting into serious trouble.

Oh. My. God. We were SO wrong.

How’d a 2nd grader get into a bar ?

Great comments too!

he is great artist

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