Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2014

And then people of Antarctica decided to call Tennis “Badum-Badum”.

Oh, what a headache.

Goat should have kicked a pigskin… right out the door.

Actually it is called American Football. Rugby is a different sport (unpadded first of all).

There is no such thing as a stereotypical British national character..The same country that invented rugby also invented Morris dancing.

Was that Lawn Tennis, which is played on clay, or Real Tennis, which is played indoors?

The pillow looks like a bra.

Pig’s inanity makes me hungry for a ham sandwich….

Goat’s logic makes me hungry for some cabrito!

They are still showing some of last seasons EPL on select channels. Starts again next month.

Tennis – where love means nothing.

why are the best premier teams always in the north of england? manchester, chelsea, leeds, etc…

It’s good these two aren’t talking about baseball…Steph would have to change their names to Bud & Lou!

BTW, it was written into their radio contract that Abbott & Costello would have to do “Who’s On First?” at least once each season!

@jackhs106 -We heard you the first time!

It’s a reverse of Goats butt, get the picture?

Pig, don’t bother anyone during sports

Why don’t they completely confuse themselves and watch Cricket?

I’m pretty sure Goat would not like sports.

Pig is confusing football with handegg.

BTW, I’m sorry to ruin the joke but if you read carefully you will conclude that they didn’t “decide to watch tennis”.  The football match was “in the final minute”, so it simply ended and goat moved on to something else (tennis).

It takes leather balls to play Rugby.

You sure padded that “bra” comment.

Even though I’m not a sporty person, I prefer football over cricket or golf. Tennis is OK.

xxx

Good job Stephan, a play on “who’s on first”

Surprised Goat didn’t lay him out. Rat would’ve.

You wanna talk football? A.F.L.: Australian Rules Football!

Now that’s a MAN’S game! ( Go Hawthorn!)

That was confusing.

Futbol, I believe.

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Ah yes, the old US/UK debate.

If you think about it, calling Soccer Football makes a lot of sense.

football players get hurt plenty