Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2015
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Transcript:
Pig: Do you think a girl would break up with me just because I'm not a great kisser?
Goat: Of course not, Pig. But why? How do you kiss? Please never do that again.
Pig: Nuts. I drooled on your pancake.
to answer your question pig – after seeing that 2nd panel there is not a girl who will ever let you get within kissing distance let alone be in a situation that she would need to break up with you because of your ‘technique’. the need of brain bleach is where pastis has been taking too many of these strips lately – imho
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Pig, don’t put that pose on Tinder.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
You’d think a tongue that long would attract the girls.
legaleagle48 almost 9 years ago
That’s…weird.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Brain bleach, please!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Eeeecchhhh. Reminds me of an old gag along the lines of “What’s a __________man’s idea of foreplay?” “Brace yourself, Margaret!”
Kind&Kinder almost 9 years ago
To answer your question, Pig: YES!
Reppr Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“Kiss a pig, hug a swine. Some of them are good friends of mine, especially those Poland China porkers”…Ray Stevens
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Un-see! Un-see!Arrrrgh! I cannot un-see what I have seen!Pig: never kiss anything or anyone again, ever!Ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh….
PICTO almost 9 years ago
I’m betting that Pig is still a virgin…
mammamoonbeam almost 9 years ago
UGH! Now THAT is truly disgusting.
(Does anyone know if Pastis reads these comments?)
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
This won’t hurt, did it?
eddie6192 almost 9 years ago
That dumb Pig plays peek a boo and tonsil hockey simultaneously.
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
Looks like “Pig-Porn” to me :-)
jf13fox almost 9 years ago
now we know why Pastis’ spouse dumped him…
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Exactly.
Vet Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I think goat meant the before kiss not the aftershock kiss.Pig just got it backwards.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
perhaps somebody (not me) will give pig kissing lessons
kaffekup almost 9 years ago
Pig kisses like Elaine dances.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Hopefully, Pig will find a girl who loves him for who he is.
xxx
Snoopy_Fan almost 9 years ago
Well, at least Pig didn’t say, “Pancakes. I drooled on your nuts.”
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 9 years ago
to answer your question pig – after seeing that 2nd panel there is not a girl who will ever let you get within kissing distance let alone be in a situation that she would need to break up with you because of your ‘technique’. the need of brain bleach is where pastis has been taking too many of these strips lately – imho
rgcviper almost 9 years ago
T.P.A.R. (That Pig Ain’t Right) …
Clearstream about 8 years ago
opens up head and dumps bleach on brain
Hyper:) over 3 years ago
lol im dying