Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 17, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Holly! I never heard from you after our date last week. Holly: Yeah... I'm sorry about that. I just felt like you were a little too clingy. Goat: Clingy? me? Holly: What's that on your chest? Goat: A tattoo of your face. Women are so hard to figure out.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Looks like that’s the end of his Holly hobby.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 8 years ago
OMG! Goat is my brother!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
She gets a first name?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
Clingy? you don’t know clingy. Go out on a second date with me.
Bilan over 8 years ago
Subtle difference between Clingy and Desperate.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Even Paris Goat has his foibles….A tat, really? Even before any serious dating?!
juicebruce over 8 years ago
If Goat was not to clingy then the next line from Holly would be he pays no attention to me…………….go figure !
mammamoonbeam over 8 years ago
One woman’s “clingy” is another woman’s delight!
whiteheron over 8 years ago
But Holly, you don’t have to look real hard to see he is horny as well.
garcoa over 8 years ago
It is an old girlfriends face, but hey, goats all look alike and what else are you going to say
mammamoonbeam over 8 years ago
The Campaign for Real Ale (CAMRA)I learn so much from reading these comments!
toahero over 8 years ago
That really should have been rat or pig. They seem more likely to have problems with being clingy.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
stupid, Goat. real stupid. I would expect this from Pig, not you
ecleme11 over 8 years ago
Did anyone else have a different cartoon in their paper today where Rat was taunting star wars fans for queuing all night to see the new film only to get beaten up by the fans?
Number Three over 8 years ago
Men are even harder to figure out which makes me glad I never bother with relationships.
xxx
abbybookcase over 8 years ago
my sympathies goat. women are indeed hard to understand. you’d think being one would make it easier, but sadly, it ain’t so.
glowing-steak32 over 8 years ago
How can you get a tattoo on your fur?
CesarSantos almost 3 years ago
It’s either “Emotionally distant” or “Clingy”. Sometimes from the same woman.