Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 22, 2016

You were adopted after your biological parents — two lab rats — died in an experiment.

Yeah, Rat, like the “gift” that Snuffles leaves once in a while.

Remember that negative multiplied negative is positive. Just replace it with intelligence… if you call what you have that.

Has Rat been hanging out with Bucky over on Get Fuzzy?

Wear it a little lower so we can use it to cut off your oxygen

Bucky and Rat ………….thinking of those two together makes my head hurt !

I think Rat just wants to wear a pretty, pretty bow!

Goat cracks me up with his droll comments!

I know people like that

Rat likes “Kiki’s Delivery Service”.

Please do, then we shall see you coming from further off.

I hope that bow’s not too heavy for your head, Rat.

When Rat was made they broke the mold. So no one could make another one!

Who knew Rat’s first name was Donald?

No Rat, the Aliens left you here because they needed to raise the IQ of their planet by getting rid of a delusional idiot.

Actually, Rat may be living proof that aliens don’t obey pooper-scooper laws.

You’re a jerk, Rat.

xxx

Hey, Rat, checked your sexuality recently? Perhaps there’s been a change? Meanwhile…. pretty Rat with a pretty bow! As some have indicated, a Christmas gift for Bucky!

Maybe your grandparents were the bright ones, Rat. Traits sometimes skip a generation (or more). Or maybe you just wanted an excuse to be pretty!See Rat! See Rat run! See pretty Rat run!

The new face of Disney?

rat actually had said before that aliens left him as a gift