Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 05, 2016

I gotta agree with Rat. Seems like Stephan wasn’t even trying.

At least Pig didn’t say anything about that kitty that was released from a lady’s purse.

Stool Pigeon.

No, plastic

Are you sure it was just a can of beans?

I once put a cat to sleep.

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One of the strays that sleeps on my patio stuck around while I got on my stationary bike and started riding. After ten minutes he realized I wasn’t go to do anything he hadn’t already watched, and he drifted back off to his nap.

Stephan’s family doesn’t wear paper bags on their heads…but they should make Stephan wear one.

Stephan’s family doesn’t wear paper bags on their heads … They can’t afford them on his cartooning salary.

There was a Pro team that was so bad the fans would come to the games with paper bags on there heads……just don’t remember who it was :-(

Aluminum foil hats

Maybe he should try a plastic bag. (No, not really)

No, the fam is happy he’s getting an ocassional paycheck. He has exceeded their expectations.

When you are at a loss for material . Use a pun.

crocs B4 elections

“Beans, beans, the magical fruit…”

I’d post the rest, but I don’t wanna get banned…!

If that’s not really just beans, perhaps they should be wearing diapers.

As much as I laugh at these things I still have to ask “What’s wrong with that boy?”

Cartoon-Boy’s family probably don’t wear bags over their heads; too risky. But I bet they all wear tee-shirts saying “we are NOT with him,” or something equally emphatic. He did just phone this one in, as the saying goes….

He also let the cat out of the bag.

xxx

Needed more work. Maybe a Sunday strip where it was Neighbor Joe Speen and his wife Mary who messed up the carpet. It was expensive to clean, so Rat billed the Speens who spilled the beans. Like that, only funnier.