Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 31, 2017

Just don’t use big words around Pig.

“purview”? sounds like something when you see a cheerful cat

Pigs take showers?

She needs cover the widows with frosted window panes.

Paris Goat should KNOW by now to never use words of more then 2 syllables around Pig!

But she does not wear clothes in the first place.

If you can stand to look at me, go ahead and have a gander.Does that make me a perv?

Cheaper than pay perv view.

Big words make Pig brain hurt.

Reminds me of the little old lady who called the cops on her neighbor…

“Officer, the man next door walks around naked all day!”

“Gee, ma’am, I can’t see him at all.”

“Well, you can if you stand on this dresser….”

We haven’t seen Pigita for a while, I don’t think.

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He’s probably concerned that people will start molesting her. After all, what’s good for a gander is good for a goose.

When I read about window shutters, I can’t help but to wonder: Do blind Venetians make better louvers?

Bad view.

Say, Pig? How do you know people can see into Pigita’s shower, hmm? Naughty Piggy!

But, seriously, who would want to spy on ugh! Pigita ptooie, the wicked wacky piggy pig of Pig’s dreams? Poor boy! Bring back Sweet Fanny!

A guy walks into a lawyer’s office, and says he wants to sue his next door neighbor for sunbathing naked in her fenced-in back yard.

Lawyer: “Why, because this offends you?”Guy: “No. Because I broke my leg falling off of the ladder that I used trying to get a better view.”

Perv’s eye view!