Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2019

Somebody fine Rat $5 billion.

Probably buying books, and tickets to lectures and so forth. Such a waste!

Goat sure spends a fortune with Orkin® – I wonder what his pest problem is

I want my share of that $5 billion. Some of it was MY data after all.

Facebook, Google, Amazon…..information parasites.We will all become Winston Smiths.

Hmmm… wonder what Rat will decide to do next, sell the data or not? ‘W.W.F.D.’

Mildly surprised he didn’t just jump to W.W.R.D.

Good zinger, though.

Make a bill …… Pay the bill …….Croc Power !

Now the next moral dilemma: “How much can I sell this for?”. WWFD? :D

Glad to see Rat is checking his Bible!

FB would not only read but also sell that info

Privacy ….no such thing on social media. They have your info and they all turn into RATS!

Moral and Facebook don’t belong in the same thought.

it’s not that FB reads your mail.

it’s that they sell a copy of it.

Don’t forget to post it.

I suppose Rat thinks that money spent on anything but beer is a waste of cash.

What is this “checking account” of which Rat speaks?

Facebook wouldn’t wait nearly that long.

Make a fine bumper sticker.

Pig doesn’t know if that would be right. Does that mean that he’s on the fence?

Like how you waste your cash on beer and cigs, Rat?

Whatever Goat wastes his money on, it sure ain’t* fancy clothes.

*Ain’t is a valid English word that can be used correctly under certain conditions. These ain’t them.

Why so many charges to www.goatsgonewild.com?

Can 21st century letter stickum be steamed open?

Harsh, but fair, burn on you Facebook!

i’m not sure that qualifies as a moral dilemma.

Who gets a checking account statement in the mail???

It’s easy, Rat. You open and read it. Later, you give it back to Goat and apologize, saying “I opened it by mistake.” Then, you hack his account at your leisure….

I wonder how facebook likes their reputation. Oh yea, why should they care?

He says “waste”, I say “reading material from the local bookstore”.