I’m not a checker at a grocery store. I just collect carts from the parking lot back to the lobbies as well as return any called-for perishable go-backs. Still haven’t got my shot yet though.
YES! The cyclists! I do not want to look at your lycra clad bum. Keep it on the bike seat and keep your head up so that you can see where you are going.
I’m a cyclist but the arrogant smugness of cyclists who in their “Tour de France” outfits while they are on bike friendly trail such as the Burke Gillman trail in Seattle, decide that they own the trail, makes me want to hurl!
People who sit through a green light at an intersection checking their phone and then going through said intersection when the light is yellow to jam up everyone stuck behind them. Secondly, people who are waiting in a line for 5 minutes plus at any fast food outlet and then when they are at the front of the line , decide to make up their mind about what to order very slowly while making everyone else behind them wait even longer. Thirdly, people who try to go through the express lane at the Publix or Winn Dixie with way over the stated max number of items….
Here’s a look inside the mind of Molly Bloom. Is this beautiful? Is it difficult to understand?
“I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as anothed then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.”
[That final capital *Y* “Yes” gets me every time.]
Pastis!!! :D Tailgaters. Politicians. Criminals, obviously. People sending memes on Whatsapp. Telemarketers. “Street performers” (beggars… who do you think you’re kidding?). It’s a long list, We can move Pastis to an earlier date :D
I stopped at the Burger King in Ramona one afternoon and was there when a group of TOPS riders arrived after coming up the hill from S.D. I’ve never seen so much spandex in my entire life. I was frightened that something might snap and I lost my appetite and fled. (However, more power to them and two thumbs-up for their desire to lose weight. The image is still burned into my psyche.)
Last to get vaccines are tied. Either the snow plowers who pile all the snow in the handicap spots or the people who laugh about the virus and call it a “mild flu” and have parties all the time, never following the protocols and won’t wear masks. But they get in line very fast for vaccines for something they swear is nothing.
I worked retail at a clothing store over the holidays. We had walkies so hopefully you were close to something people wanted the price checked on. Even so we did a lot of price checking.
People who park near the grocery store entrance, then insist on shoving their carts down the aisle toward the parking lot cart corral and not taking it there. Too lazy and too often the cart careens into someone’s car door, while the perpetrator drives merrily away.
He really loves cyclists – and he knows they’re so healthy that they can wait until the other, less-healthy folks (i.e., non-cyclists) can get their shots.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
People who don’t tip food delivery guys with cash.
BasilBruce almost 4 years ago
Cyclists who whine, “Share the road!” while breaking every rule of the road that exists.
AviverThyBeaver almost 4 years ago
People complaining about quarantine to Safeway employees while not wearing a mask.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Lawyers and politicians.
Baarorso almost 4 years ago
What is it with Pastis and cyclists anyway???? I somehow get the impression that he HATES them!
sirbadger almost 4 years ago
Tight Lycra: Either he wants to show off his great body or he has gained weight since he bought the outfit.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
I’m not a checker at a grocery store. I just collect carts from the parking lot back to the lobbies as well as return any called-for perishable go-backs. Still haven’t got my shot yet though.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
People who try to cheat their way into the vaccine line ahead of their fair spot.
eolan59 almost 4 years ago
People who don’t know how to use self checkout but use it anyway
Robin Harwood almost 4 years ago
YES! The cyclists! I do not want to look at your lycra clad bum. Keep it on the bike seat and keep your head up so that you can see where you are going.
finkd almost 4 years ago
Panel # 4 : Could Rat be talking about Cyclist Jeff ?
Imagine almost 4 years ago
People who do not get out of the way of emergency vehicles.
GeorgeInAZ almost 4 years ago
People who drive slower than traffic in the left lanes.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I seen signs once in awhile that says “Look twice for motorcyclists.” That’s because of how they drive. ( not all.)
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
I’m a cyclist but the arrogant smugness of cyclists who in their “Tour de France” outfits while they are on bike friendly trail such as the Burke Gillman trail in Seattle, decide that they own the trail, makes me want to hurl!
TampaFanatic1 almost 4 years ago
People who sit through a green light at an intersection checking their phone and then going through said intersection when the light is yellow to jam up everyone stuck behind them. Secondly, people who are waiting in a line for 5 minutes plus at any fast food outlet and then when they are at the front of the line , decide to make up their mind about what to order very slowly while making everyone else behind them wait even longer. Thirdly, people who try to go through the express lane at the Publix or Winn Dixie with way over the stated max number of items….
Caldonia almost 4 years ago
This seems kind of dark. Like they want to be Vaccine Nazis.
franki_g almost 4 years ago
Those who set off firecrackers
at 4am
2 days before/after the expected holiday so we can’t anticipate & pull out the Thundershirt for Fido.
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
Anti-vaxxers! Wait! What?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago
People who don’t believe the science, if there are any left.
Yontrop almost 4 years ago
Tight fitting Lycra is not always a bad thing.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
People who think they can decide who should get the vaccine last.
A Common 'tator almost 4 years ago
I’ve Got a Little List (1886)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx7ik5uiwdQ
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Drivers who pass cyclists too close.
I’m a cyclist and I don’t wear tight Lycra.
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
Uh oh. I’d better hide my copy of Finnegan’s Wake !
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Moody Blues : But we decide which is right And which is an Illusion …… Croc Power !
rdav1248961 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Politicians who go to Cancun when their constituents have no power or water.
Procat Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Politicians who think the virus was a hoax, should not receive it at all.
rshive almost 4 years ago
Don’t forget those who carefully hide the “funny bars” on grocery stuff.
cdgar almost 4 years ago
Rat’s wrong. He should have said “all cyclists”.
joannesshadow almost 4 years ago
People who park in handicapped spaces illegally, right after the ones who don’t clean all the snow off their cars.
robcarroll1213 almost 4 years ago
People who wear masks but don’t cover their noses. Grrr…!
iggyman almost 4 years ago
People who drive less then the speed limit in the passing lane!
jimchronister2016 almost 4 years ago
No he loves em he just wants em all in heaven as soon as possible!
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Reporters who jump on any story to make another person look small when there is no proof just “unnamed sources”
MayCauseBurns almost 4 years ago
Recumbent bicyclists
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
.
James Joyce.
Here’s a look inside the mind of Molly Bloom. Is this beautiful? Is it difficult to understand?
“I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as anothed then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.”
[That final capital *Y* “Yes” gets me every time.]
Gandalf almost 4 years ago
Anyone who plays, ‘writes’, ‘performs’, buys hip-hop anything…
Rabies65 almost 4 years ago
I vote for hedge fund managers.
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
I could use some groceries right now.
James Wolfenstein almost 4 years ago
Pastis!!! :D Tailgaters. Politicians. Criminals, obviously. People sending memes on Whatsapp. Telemarketers. “Street performers” (beggars… who do you think you’re kidding?). It’s a long list, We can move Pastis to an earlier date :D
jessie d. almost 4 years ago
Yep, there is no joy in Joyce. There is no fault in Faultner but there is plenty of toil in Tolstoy.
chris_o42 almost 4 years ago
People who have a social gathering in the middle of the asile in a grocery store.
MS72 almost 4 years ago
“People who love people, …”
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
LOL! keep going….many more groups to filter….
jtburgess Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Cartoonists who aren’t funny and incite comments such as these. Haha
Joe Cooker Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Jake from State farm.
theincrediblebulk almost 4 years ago
People who crowd together in public without masks, much like Pig, Rat and Goat are doing in this comic.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
The COVID vaccine should not be a tool of selective Darwinism, even if it regards people you don’t approve of.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
People who don’t turn their lights on at dusk or on rainy days. Especially ones with black cars.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
People with dogs who let them outside to bark at all hours of the day.
Michael Hartmann almost 4 years ago
What’s wrong with James Joyce? ;-)
KEA almost 4 years ago
I think everyone who said the virus was a hoax should get vaccine last… if at all.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
I am none of the referenced above but I don’t mind going last. Everybody else has the shot, I got no need for it……
ElwoodP almost 4 years ago
I stopped at the Burger King in Ramona one afternoon and was there when a group of TOPS riders arrived after coming up the hill from S.D. I’ve never seen so much spandex in my entire life. I was frightened that something might snap and I lost my appetite and fled. (However, more power to them and two thumbs-up for their desire to lose weight. The image is still burned into my psyche.)
awcoffman almost 4 years ago
“People who eat peppermint and puff it in your face” — G&S
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Good luck with the untested long-term side effects
Ermine Notyours almost 4 years ago
People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!
Boot to the Head! Nah, nah…
Boot to the Head! Nah, nah…
Boot to the Head! Nah, nah…
Boot to the Head! Nah nah nah… Nah. Nah nah nah…
Mechanics who can’t fix a car,
Politicians who can’t think!
The salesman who won’t leave me alone,
The waiter who forgot my drink!
(Refrain)
Boot to the head! Nah, nah..
Boot to the head! Nah, nah..
Boot to the head! Nah, nah..
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!
Malph almost 4 years ago
Anyone who likes basketball…or golf…or soccer.
Moonkey Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Last to get vaccines are tied. Either the snow plowers who pile all the snow in the handicap spots or the people who laugh about the virus and call it a “mild flu” and have parties all the time, never following the protocols and won’t wear masks. But they get in line very fast for vaccines for something they swear is nothing.
Publius10608218 almost 4 years ago
I worked retail at a clothing store over the holidays. We had walkies so hopefully you were close to something people wanted the price checked on. Even so we did a lot of price checking.
Buspopcod almost 4 years ago
People who park near the grocery store entrance, then insist on shoving their carts down the aisle toward the parking lot cart corral and not taking it there. Too lazy and too often the cart careens into someone’s car door, while the perpetrator drives merrily away.
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
May be just fine if the herd immunity theory is correct.
Miss Buttinsky Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Stephan has opened the floodgates! Jolly good for the Molly Bloom piece.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Cartoonists who pun.
dlaemmerhirt999 almost 4 years ago
Guess Jef is outta’ luck then!
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Vaccine for what? Is there some problem that I’m not aware of?
Arbitrary almost 4 years ago
People who wear their masks with their noses out.
People who try to say “I have a breathing problem” to get out of wearing one.
People who say the vaccine is a mind control conspiracy.
People who said we should just infect everybody with herd immunity and let god sort ’em out.
mfrasca almost 4 years ago
Telephone sanitizers!
jdsven almost 4 years ago
I’m surprised Rat didn’t name “Toon Boy” and “Cartoon Censor”.
kmccjoe1 almost 4 years ago
I want people who drive slow in the left lane added to the list.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Attention (or, for Cartoon-Boy’s sake, ethnically, Prosoki, parakalo), Jef the Cyclist! This one’s for you!
(It had better be, ’cause I read and like Joyce….)
sharon.reid almost 4 years ago
It’s living in Santa Rosa – it does that to you.
dwkiser28603 almost 4 years ago
why not trump supporters, they don’t believe anything they’re told anyway(unless it Alex Jones, Glenn Beck, Faux Spews, ETC.
clayface9 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I tried reading Ulysses. I got about fifty pages into it when I gave up. I didn’t understand it.
ChristopherHeckman almost 4 years ago
Mechanics who can’t fix a car, politicians who can’t think. The salesman who won’t leave me alone, the waiter who forgot my drink.
WimtenBrink2 almost 4 years ago
I vote for cartoonists who use dumb puns in comics… :)
Andy P Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This reminds me of an old meme I started: “Damn you, James Joyce!!!”
FireAnt_Hater almost 4 years ago
He really loves cyclists – and he knows they’re so healthy that they can wait until the other, less-healthy folks (i.e., non-cyclists) can get their shots.
Swirls Before Pine almost 4 years ago
Just copy over the list from George Carlin’s “People Who Ought To Be Killed” routine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVlkxrNlp10
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Like they don’t just call for the price check
HammerBro over 3 years ago
That one guy who plays Simon good in smash bros ultimate
Ultracus about 2 years ago
CEOs
alantain 10 months ago
How about people who refused to wear a mask all through COVID because it infringed on their “freedom”?