Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 27, 2014

I hear there’s some lovely dichondra and miner’s lettuce at the corner house at the end of the block.

I gaze in awe at Marigold’s ability to remain upright with only her two left hooves on the ground.

I want her on my Coat-of-Arms.

I’d like a unicorn in my yard, too.

I go with more human friends.

Just remember-no crop circles, topiary only please!

Human friends are overrated. Stick with the magical…

@WolfIf I had a lawn.I suspect that unicorn poo would be good for a lawn.