Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 20, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Admit it, video games are a pretty cool human invention. Marigold: Well, actually... Video games were originally invented by a unicorn: one Princess Pixelina. She created a game called The Glimmering Volley, in which two unicorns fought to be the last to strike the magic square of luminosity. For some reason, you humans called it "Pong". Phoebe: I guess we thought it was punchier.
Averagemoe almost 9 years ago
But you have to give humans credit for figuring out how to make one of those things without the use of magic.
Simon_Jester almost 9 years ago
Lemme guess…and the original name of Space Invaders was, “Goblin Strike.”
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 9 years ago
I remember “Pong” but don’t recall it featuring unicorns. The Shield of Boringness must have been programmed into the game software.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 9 years ago
Actually pong was not the first game. Space war was in 1962. Pong wasnt out until 1972.
Neo Stryder almost 9 years ago
As a Game Master, I could say how wrong is that… but also, I don’t expect the origin of video games be a subject everyone knows in detail.
Sakura Tomoe almost 9 years ago
Or cares
sixam almost 9 years ago
The very first video game that ever existed was “Tennis for Two” in 1958. It was created by William Higinbotham at Brookhaven National Laboratory, and was played on a 5 inch diameter oscilloscope.https://www.bnl.gov/about/history/firstvideo.php
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ill bet that the Unicorn version had sparkles.
Wichita1.0 almost 9 years ago
So…you’re telling me I was actually COOL when I was sitting there, wondering when SOMETHING might happen other than ‘blip’, ‘bloop’, ‘blup’? Other than burning a pattern into the TV tube if I left it on and inactive, I mean.
ars731 almost 9 years ago
Typical unicorns, always trying to steal credit for every major invention in history, I bet an unicorn invented the light bulb first too
jadoo823 almost 9 years ago
…averagemoe, any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic…:)…
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Hee hee hee!
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Sigh. And there you have the difference between humans and Unicorns: They get the beautiful “Glimmering Volley” (yes, absolutely with glitter and stars and rainbows). We get the less euphonious but undoubtedly onomatopoeic Pong. Sigh.
HAL69 almost 9 years ago
…“and knowing is half the battle.”
Sorry, NG. Couldn’t resist.
DanglingModifier almost 9 years ago
I expected The Glimmering Volley to have been invented by Ellen Alicorn
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Also because it’s more to the point. :)