Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 20, 2018

I’ve noticed that Phoebe has been temporarily going blind a lot recently. Is that, like, a thing that people are into?

You’ve got a lot to learn about being a hero, Marigold.

Since when are humans even have the ability to naturally sparkle?

This seems like one Dana made a while back just have some in reserve for when she’s unable to come up with a really fresh one.

Phoebe would be better off with just some sparkling wit.

All this sparkle talk and not one mention of Twilight.

That must be why she doesn’t see the state of this world. Marigold had better fix Phoebe’s eyesight.

The only thing sparkling about me is my water.

It seems today that justice is not only blind, but deaf and extremely dumb…

Someone wake up the colorist. Those sparkles are barely visible.

It is dangerous for Phoebe over the long term being exposed like that. She might indeed go blind.