Even if Opal starts whitling down those asks now, it could take quite some time to get to the last one. I wonder if Earl can take all that nagging - just for that one thing alone.
Why is it that when someone is busy trying to keep themselves informed, someone else always sees that as being not busy and tries to get them to “do something?”
Opal, you certainly are a very capable wife. The windows do need washing. You’ll probably want to fix up the house with new window dressing treatments. If Earl won’t wash the windows, hire a cleaning crew…what am I saying? Earl is too frugal for that!
Hmmm, now let’s see, one nag per day for 997 days…that should make it about 2.73 years from now. Golly, by then you won’t be able to tell where the windows are anyway, so that fixes everything!
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Even if Opal starts whitling down those asks now, it could take quite some time to get to the last one. I wonder if Earl can take all that nagging - just for that one thing alone.
glslightning about 15 years ago
Hey, when you wash them they just get dirty again anyway!
carpetinwater9 about 15 years ago
The point is, it’s going to rain and the windows don’t need washing.
alondra about 15 years ago
I’d tell him to consider himself asked 997 more times now get to it or I’m going out to dinner by myself tonight!
McGehee about 15 years ago
If she’s nagging him about the windows, she’s not nagging him about the lawn or the gutters or the attic or the garage or the…
NoBrandName about 15 years ago
Why is it that when someone is busy trying to keep themselves informed, someone else always sees that as being not busy and tries to get them to “do something?”
daleand about 15 years ago
I stopped asking (aka nagging) and put up a honey do list on the fridge. Does it work? Sometimes.
gjsjr41 about 15 years ago
Earl is about to get bonked on bald head. lol
ejcapulet about 15 years ago
Wives don’t get to retire, so who says a husband does?
chateauxmargaux about 15 years ago
Opal, you certainly are a very capable wife. The windows do need washing. You’ll probably want to fix up the house with new window dressing treatments. If Earl won’t wash the windows, hire a cleaning crew…what am I saying? Earl is too frugal for that!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
ejcapulet—Husbands say it is so!! lol
lesmcf about 15 years ago
Brian Crane must peak into our windows! Where else could he come up with such true to life stuff? Congrats on a great strip.
lesmcf about 15 years ago
Brian Crane must peak into our windows! Where else could he come up with such true to life stuff? Congrats on a great strip.
joanne13 about 15 years ago
i didn’t know Earl could count!
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
McGehee
Those are in between nags.
Wildmustang1262 about 15 years ago
Earl will not able to do washing the windows because he is too old. Opal, you better make a call to hire the window cleaners to do the job.
EarlWash about 15 years ago
Hmmm, now let’s see, one nag per day for 997 days…that should make it about 2.73 years from now. Golly, by then you won’t be able to tell where the windows are anyway, so that fixes everything!