Pickles by Brian Crane for September 06, 2009

Earl’s got to be more careful. He could’ve pulled his dentures out.

Poor banana.

Now don’t you wish you asked for a cookie, Nelson?

Watch the Asians. They open the other end. I opens easily!!

split it along a side, works every time!

This is why I always carry a Gerber multitool…

Just wait 8 years, when grandpa will use a banana to explain how to put a condom on. More hilariousness ensues…

If you ask Opal very nicely, she might make banana bread or pie…… Not that men can’t bake/cook, but would you eat anything Earl’s made?

You open a banana by the other end …just pinch it off…he should know that..

That is one tough banana

Hey, Earl, wouldn’t it have been easier to whack it a time or two with the claw hammer?

I think Nelson doesn’t want his banana anymore.