Pickles by Brian Crane for December 02, 2009

I think her cold sore is getting bigger.

Keep this up and you will be cold AND sore, Earl.

Out of the mouth of the doofuses!

So…don’t ya know..that Cold Sores go away… Earl…picked ….”sooner” ….. rather than …. “later” eh

Besides… “Don’t Pick”

You are dead meat Earl. I hope you enjoy sleeping on the sofa. Consider yourself lucky she allows you to stay in the same house.

Opal’s cold sore looks like a Hitler mustache.

As far as I’m concerned Earl looked better in his sweats than Opal does now, cold sore not withstanding.

Earl is going to have big lips soon himself for his wife is going to give it to him.

maybe it’s just a lipzit

she rarely leaves the room after a comment like that without leaving Earl somewhat changed in appearance

I wonder if Earl will make it alive to tomorrow’s strip?

Opal: “The couch look real nice too, Earl. Hope you don’t mind sleeping there tonight!”

Love is never having to say your sorry.

Opal needs to wear the medical covering mask on her face? No one will notice her having the cold sore on her lip.

Baggy, it’s “you’re”. Are you in first grade? Anyway, I’m getting really tired of this herpes strain.

honesty’s not always the best policy