Pickles by Brian Crane for January 17, 2011

Good point Nelson.

He isn’t Nelson, get him to take you to International House of Waffles. Order blueberry with whipped cream. You may never eat at home again.

He doesn’t need the stove. You make waffles with a waffle-iron.

I wouldn’t trust Earl with either appliance though…he’d probably burn the house down.

I wouldn’t doubt it, Nelson. lol

Eggo waffles Nelson. And yes, you can do them for yourself.

And Nelson, when the waffles get stuck in the toaster, have Grampa use a knife or fork to get them out.

Look at him, FishStix. What makes you think he ever looks in a mirror that closely? :)

Heo probably ate out a lot before marrying Opal.

Gramma’s make you waffles; grampa’s take you out for breakfast.

We don’t have an IHOP in NEPA.

(SOB!!)

Watch Earl whip a really good toaster waffle.

After my husband retired, he frequently made breakfast - toaster waffles and microwave bacon.

My wife used to tell people she married me for my cooking.

My husband doesn’t often cook but he inherited a really heavy old square waffle iron and makes the most delicious wheat waffles with it! They’re so good they don’t need syrup or anything else:-)

Waffles with no syrup? That’s just WRONG!!!